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suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

(Source: evelynwoe, via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 56992 notes

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: canaydian, via bagged-dicks)

— 2 days ago with 246006 notes

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via pizza)

— 1 week ago with 480526 notes

sexual-frustration:

Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.

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(via onlylolgifs)

— 1 week ago with 131211 notes

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

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— 1 week ago with 49629 notes
laugh-addict:

Second semester senior attitude
every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

laugh-addict:

Second semester senior attitude

every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

(Source: whataknocker, via onlylolgifs)

— 1 week ago with 361877 notes